chEKOV
| I'm the daringest devil you've ever met
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Aly / ♀ / Canadian /
ON THIS BLOG: zombies, my personal bullshit, canadian things, teen mutant ninja turtles, jennifer lawrence, failed texposts, supernatural, spooky things, balling out of control, and a few shenanigans here and there. Hannibal is pretty rad too.
I tag all of my crap 9/10 times.
My 'next' button is next to the archive. It's sort of hard to see. Sorry about that.
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chekov
| 7 minutes ago + 3 | HE'S SO CUTE OBH MY GOD |
*drinks vodka from a sippy cup*
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hannibal montanabal
10 minutes ago + 2662
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you’re like a fire drill baby you leave me empty inside (sorry but not that sorry it’s my only pick-up-line)
bby I’ll be your design anyday
| 10 minutes ago ♥ REBLOG | crappy hannibal pickup line |
Things not to say to me while I’m eating:
- That’s a lot of food
- That’s not enough food
- You’re going to eat all of that???!??
- That looks gross
- That’s not healthy
- That looks healthy
- That’s disgusting
- Why are you eating that?
- I’m glad you’re eating more
In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.
2 hours ago + 21384
  | I'm finally okay with eating in front of peopleexcept for my best friendwhich is stupid |
Why was that not the original assumption
I needed the reminder or something idk
| 3 hours ago + 1 | never put spinach in smoothiesor eat it plainjust don't touch spinachperiod |
spinach as a snack was a terrible idea
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the deer in a dream symbolizes a homosexual attraction to another men
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Do old people prank call life alert
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